The rain returned yesterday, which means it’s mercifully back above freezing. I was wearing three shirts, a sweater, a scarf and a wool coat and still couldn’t stay warm – and it’s not for lack of bodyfat. It was only a test of my cold-weather hardiness – which i failed and which indicates i’m not ready to cross three mountain passes friday and spend next week in montana for the holidays. If there was any lingering chance i might be the next antarctic blogger this winter has put that soundly to rest. Just thinking about it has me wishing for a hot drink.
I’m ready in nearly every other way, tho, or getting close. My Z should be back home in it’s garage, safe and warm, by thursday or so. All the quibbling between the body shop, the insurance company and myself (you can guess which of those three was the royal cheapskate causing all the turbulence – no, shut up, it wasn’t me) has finally subsided and the hood will be replaced proper with a factory aluminum one, which you bet your ass i’ll be inspecting very carefully in person on thursday morning to verify it’s the *real* aluminum deal and not the steel ripoff. If it weighs more than my garage door, heads will roll, people.
Other than a couple of gifts that will have to be belated due to my slacker friends taking off
for the holidays already without warning me ahead of time to adjust my shopping deadlines, everything is purchased, wrapped, distributed and – in some cases – already unwrapped and covered with sticky fingerprints. I’ve had so much fun shopping this year for everyone; it’s really a bummer the rush was so brief and the high so expensive. ;) At it’s peak (before the distribution phase) my plastic evergeen looked all kinds of festive. People with january birthdays can expect cool gifts, as i’m sure i’ll need another hit off the pipe by then.
I’m not packed, but i know what i need to pack (lots of wool). Also, ski gear. Hopefully i’ll get a chance to use it proper, but if not i’m sure goggles and a full face mask will come in handy walking out to get the paper for Dad. I’m hoping there will also be some seat time on the ‘rents’ sweet Honda ATV’s, and enough snow to plow the driveway with the big one, which is always 95% fun and only 5% chore, especially in ski goggles and a funny hat.
I’m ready to unplug for a bit, as well, not in a move to deflate my budding interweb stardom but just to live at a montana pace for a week, where my phone doesn’t work so i won’t get those daily SMS low-checking-balance warnings from my bank. To stop thinking about resumes i’ve sent that have gone unanswered, about bills that need to be paid with money that doesn’t exist, about house-buying and traffic and overdue auto repairs and not spending enough time at the gym. It will be great to think about everything but my regular life for a few days, even if it will all be waiting to greet me on my return. For 9 days, though, normal life will be frozen, along with everything else outside my parents’ four walls, so in that way the cold will be a welcome change.